I’m so insecure like I could be married to my husband of 40 years and I would still wonder if he likes me or not
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that stuffs not gonna get you a husband
guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?
if i was a criminal i would commit all of my crimes in drag so if surveillance cameras caught my face i would look completely different and the only evidence i would leave behind would be like a strand of wig hair and maybe a press-on nail
(via jaredlamely)
